When A Quiz Goes Horribly Awry

Here's what happens when a Jew gets a Christmas quiz!

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? gift bags

2. Real tree or artificial? no tree

3. When do you put up the tree? ahem...no tree

4. When do you take the tree down? is this thing on...NO TREE!

5. Do you like eggnog? nope

6. Favorite gift received as a child? books, books and more books

7. Do you have a nativity scene? nope...and I don't have a tree, either!

8. Hardest person to buy for? Santa...he has everything

9. Easiest person to buy for? My mom

10. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? Never got a worst gift

11. Mail or email Christmas cards? Don't send Christmas cards

12. Favorite Christmas Movie? Scrooged

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Depends on what I'm getting

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? Never

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? sigh......

16. Clear lights or colored on the tree? I DON"T HAVE A #$%^&* TREE!

17. Favorite Christmas song? Have You Seen A Child (from Amahl and the Night Visitor soundtrack)

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Traveling to my parents house- they celebrate and I celebrate with then

19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeers? You go first!

20. Angel on the tree top or a star? You've gotta be kidding me? What's with the tree fetish?

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? No presents

22. Most annoying thing about this time of year? When Jews get Christmas quiz's.


Just joshing Andi buddy :-)

Comments

[kingofbigwheels]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That was pretty good.

I bet your favorite Christmas carol is "O Christmas Tree".

[Kath]

Smart ass! :-)

[Howard]

No, no. King you should have said, "O Tanenbaum" to add insult to injury.

Kath, that was hilarious! I'm definitely going to be sharing that with my boss.

[History Chic]

Ya'll crack me up!!! Great Answers......and how very sporting of you :)

[rosie]

This was a lame quiz even for a Christian!

(bah-humbug!)