Here's what happens when a Jew gets a Christmas quiz!
1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? gift bags
2. Real tree or artificial? no tree
3. When do you put up the tree? ahem...no tree
4. When do you take the tree down? is this thing on...NO TREE!
5. Do you like eggnog? nope
6. Favorite gift received as a child? books, books and more books
7. Do you have a nativity scene? nope...and I don't have a tree, either!
8. Hardest person to buy for? Santa...he has everything
9. Easiest person to buy for? My mom
10. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? Never got a worst gift
11. Mail or email Christmas cards? Don't send Christmas cards
12. Favorite Christmas Movie? Scrooged
13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Depends on what I'm getting
14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? Never
15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? sigh......
16. Clear lights or colored on the tree? I DON"T HAVE A #$%^&* TREE!
17. Favorite Christmas song? Have You Seen A Child (from Amahl and the Night Visitor soundtrack)
18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Traveling to my parents house- they celebrate and I celebrate with then
19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeers? You go first!
20. Angel on the tree top or a star? You've gotta be kidding me? What's with the tree fetish?
21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? No presents
22. Most annoying thing about this time of year? When Jews get Christmas quiz's.
Just joshing Andi buddy :-)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That was pretty good.
I bet your favorite Christmas carol is "O Christmas Tree".
Posted by: kingofbigwheels | Thursday, 07 December 2006 at 05:35 AM
Smart ass! :-)
Posted by: Kath | Thursday, 07 December 2006 at 06:51 AM
No, no. King you should have said, "O Tanenbaum" to add insult to injury.
Kath, that was hilarious! I'm definitely going to be sharing that with my boss.
Posted by: Howard | Thursday, 07 December 2006 at 07:57 AM
Ya'll crack me up!!! Great Answers......and how very sporting of you :)
Posted by: History Chic | Thursday, 07 December 2006 at 08:03 AM
This was a lame quiz even for a Christian!
(bah-humbug!)
Posted by: rosie | Thursday, 07 December 2006 at 04:45 PM