7:29 - Howard warms up the audience...what's all this shit about nouns and adjectives?
7:30 - Still trying to warm up the audience
7:31 Kyle shouts a number...80
7:31 The audience is starting to respond
7:32 - Now the fun starts...Howard starts...OMG...he is talking about LIVE BLOGGING...eek!!
7:33 - Being single apparently includes donkeys...who knew?? $89 to fix midgets? showing off monkey bars? cry cause your taint never came by? feeling warm and cool but oh yeah...he has an icky nose!
7:35 - ok , time to drink more beer!
(drinking interlude while HDW calls Heather to see where she is!)
(HDW takes a pix of me wearing 3-D glasses)
Another segment starts.
Blonde Tina look-a-like and biker find an android!
Love and Androids?? Not so much!
Ohhh...a Jewish spy! Oy vey!
Kreplach...baked, not fried!
Mateo- Big Town Girl
Larry - Hyme Bond
Howard - Android
(Break. Heather is here!! Yay!!)
5th Year Anniversary for Monkey's Uncle!
New ditty? Nude Itty? Huh??
Howard puts his hands in his pockets cause he's NERVOUS!
A straight priest skit.
Larry has the key word of the skit!
Larry is stealing the show and HDW's face hurts from laughing!
Heather and HDW get shushed by Howard. Howard is King (Monkey). We must obey!
He needs a letter.
X is the letter.
Boy meets gopher.
The gopher loves an Xbox. Gopher ate the Xbox last time he played with it. But donuts are nicer..even tho they cause turds. Matt2 character loves Harriet. They run off to Target and live happily ever after.
Lovely Larry time. Ooh, we can't wait.
Rabbi Morty Baker
PTL- Pass the Lox...first Evangelical TV Show
The game is Jewish? Or Gay?
So far we are 4 for 4
Klezmer music rocks!
Ooh...new game time!!
3 D glasses time!! Yay!!
Tulips are attacking the earth
They're heading fior Nebraska
Ahhh...the Monkeys ran into the audience...we are now wearingg our 3 d glasses
KEV AND ROSIE ARE HERE!!
Talking about a Howard Blog post...Cold War Television
Kyle shouts out Cheers!
Larry is Samski
Howard is Dianski and he wants to plant his seed in Samski...what else is new??
Matt2 is Normski!
A member of the protelariat
Cliffski is walking talking Wikipedia
Coachski on the scene
Uh oh...fortelling...Coachski is going byebye
Cliffsjki quotes Vinny Barbarino
Rebecca...Jenny Craig called...she said said STOP IT!!
Desert Island skit
Asking people in the back how they are feeling
Others shout hormonal
Wonderful / Hormonal/ Sucky
A place you would never take your grandma unless they paid her $20
I LOVE NACHOS!! I would just BATHE in that cheese
Uh oh...he gets hormonal
I CAME IN FOR SOME FUCKING NACHOS!!!!!!!!
OHHH..how WONDEFUL are the NACHOS!
God it sucks to bloat. I feel greasy!
My ovaries hurt.
(edit...not my own personal ovaries, hmmkay>>)
Ovary removal at 7-11!
I need mace.
OMG i'm 5'9'
Stupid bitch...I love you!!
Professor Smartypants knows everything about science...he used to work at Chernobyl...he used to push the yellow button...
What is faster? A tiger shark or an Afircan Swallow??
This answer is so convoluted you have to be here to believe it/
If everything evolves, why is there Arkansas??
They do not know how to pronounce their name. And they said Damn you Darwin, we will stop evolving.
What would happen if you walked into a black hole??
Samuel Becket invented black hole in 1973. There is a lot more closet space.
What is the coolest thing about being professor Smartypants?
Hangs out at Bill Nye the science guy conventions.
Why do priests, nuns and rabbi's walk into bars so often??
Again...you would have to be hear to fully grasp the complexity of the answer.
Children of the 70's and 80's in da house??
A Little After School Special
Bad Cafeteria Food
You're on the free lunch program cause you're poor!
Ewwww...a sloppy joe and you have to eat it.
Topped off with carrot sticks.
The coach wants everyone to try out for golf.
Not eatin' the bologney squares
You're all communists and I hate you!
Calling an all school assembly
Cafetria Food and It's Impact on Your Ever changing Anatomy
Matt2's character is lecturing!
Free food is nasty from Howard's character
Mateo is Becky and he says we don't have to eat cafeteria food if we don't want to. We don't have to take this. We are chanting ' We don't have to take this'.
I just want hummus!
Then move to Boulder you fuckin hippie!
Next week...Lesbian Gym Teachers!
Teenage Girl from the future that is HDW's daughter!
White Alabaster skin...HDW goes to Greenland to get a tan
My brother gets to sleep in a box and graduate in a year
I can't believe they locked out the camera codes..
Only poor people golf!
Anyone who is anyone has already hosted a cybercliche on MySpace
Let's go water the plants...my mom is so dumb..they are holographic plants...she still eats!
My mom named me Melissa..
My WWE...Worse Enemy Ever
We're gonna get iPod cerebral implants
Sugars's been banned
My mom is totally totally totaly cool cause she gave me this klog...why GAM?? No one dirbnks alcohol anymore unless you are homeless or an improv comedian!!
These guys love nouns
Toaster, Poster, Chicken, Post-It, Syphon, Blog, Sqyuidm Hoola Hoop, Corderoy (sp>)
101 Post It notes walk into a bar...we just wanted some scotch
101 Post It notes walk into a bar...the bartender says we don;t serve you here...the post it notes say ' Can we stick around'??
101 Baterium walk into a bar...the bartender says 'we don't serve you here...they say ' we bring you culture.
101 Blogs walk into a bar...the barender says we can't serve you here ...the blogs say no comment
101 teenaged Squid walk into a bar...the bartender says we don't serve you here...the squid say ok , well go the Mollusk
Battery and free WiFi about to end.
Will summarize as long as I can...and spelling will be corrected later tonite.
Thong vs Brief
Larry is for briefs
Mateo is for thongs
'Skid marks all over America's good name'??
'I sense a coverup'
A lighter approach would work.
Grandmother demographic has been plagued by VPL all these years
The audience is bulging with curiosity
I am absolutely against banana hammocks at any time
Wedgies and thongs are a terrible thing to waste