A Likely Story!

First Halloween In Denver

I have NEVER in my entire life met a politer (new word!) bunch of kids than the ones that visited my house tonite.

Went thru a whole Costco-sized bag of candy (Snickers, Milky Way, Twix) which was another first in my life. Seems the previous places I've lived haven't been as kid-filled as my own neighborhood.

And oh my goodness...the parents drove them from house to house. Another first. Yeah, it was 19 degrees outside so maybe that's why..huge difference from doing Halloween in FL or CA.

Tons of Spidermen, Vampires, Princesses, Ghosts. One SpongeBob. One Butterfly. And 3 honest teenagers that said they just wanted candy, please. So of course I gave them some...how could I not reward honesty?

Was nice to hang out and see the kids in my neighborhood that I never get to see. And next year, I am so getting more decorations. My atttempt this year was minimal.

And nice to know that the Yes on I signs all over my front yard and in my kitchen window did nothing to deter them. Or maybe they could care less. Candy is candy, after all.

YAY!

Just won a gift card from work for hitting a goal.

Starbucks! Ok, don't laugh at this next part. I am not a coffee drinker. Have been into Starbucks 2-3 times in my life, either with a friend as they bought something or else to snag their internet.

So, what do they have to drink besides coffee and tea? Do they have Coke? Hot Chocolate?

I know what you are thinking...that I should just give the card to you.

Right?

Not Quittin' My Day Job

New drinks I invented over the weekend.

Ginnie-Aide - Organic Lemonade, Sugar and Gin

Transfusion - Grape Juice and Gin

Mistake - Coke and Gin

And the old faithful standby is the beloved Jager Bomb.

Repeat after me...we love Applejack!

ps- Was prudent and turned off my cell..and my laptop..after the 2nd drink. It was one of THOSE weekends!

Guys, Don't Get Tricked

Ok guys..as much as you like to screw whatever comes your way, it only takes one scheming bitch to ruin your life forever...or 18 years (19 in Alabama)... whichever comes first.

If a girl tells you it is safe to have sex without a condom (cause she just finished her period) DO NOT TRUST THE LYING BITCH! Why? Because she is LYING! Duh!

All it takes is one of your guys to meet one of her eggs and your life as you know it is finished. FINISHED.

18 years of child support = $250,000 minimum all because you screwed some lying skank.

So be safe and no tricks this Halloween. Especially with skanky lying bitches from Alabama. They're the worst.

Going To The Chapel

It's Wedding Day!

(No, not for me!)

My buddy Her Highness is marrying her Prince in a matter of hours. Can't wait to see them tie the knot.

It's a beautiful day here in Denver....perfect for a wedding.

Pictures to follow later tonite.

Have a great day, y'all!

Just When You Think You've Heard It All...

...you go and read something like THIS and you get pissed all over again.

This diary was written by Michael Schiavo....Terri Schiavo's husband.

Who among us should know better than Michael? His personal life and the life of his wife were violated by the current administration running the country (into the ground I want to add).

Like the popular bumpersticker says, 'If you're not pissed yet, you haven't been paying attention'.

I got pissed enough from reading this diary to donate some cash to Angie Paccione's campaign. Am not rolling in money..far from it...but when evil lives in your own backyard, you need to do everything in your power to defeat the danger that is Marilyn Musgrave.

Feel like donating to Angie or any of our other local candidates? Check out the links on my sidebar.

Snow!

Taken at 7 am. About 4 inches so far and it's still coming down. YAY!

I get to shovel the driveway at lunch.

I'm sure this will get old eventually but right now I am lovin' this white stuff. Of course, I don't have to drive in it.

Oh wow...I can throw snowballs after I shovel...just thought of that!

Who needs to watch Mission Organization at lunch when there are snowballs to throw and driveways to shovel??

-UPDATE-

Was still snowing at lunch, so I baked an Amy's Organic Pizza for lunch and watched Mission Organization after all. And threw snowballs. Snow in my backyard measured out at 9 inches right off the deck.

And now, gonna head out and toss some (snow) balls and shovel and gaze in wonder at the fluffy stuff. I wonder if this will ever get old?

10 Weird Things About Me

The History Chic started this and I am guessing she meant to tag us telepathicly...or telepathetically...or pathetically? Who knows?

Anyway, here we go.

Ten Weird Things About Me

1. I HATE exposed electrical outlets. I will hide them with blenders full of M&M's or cutesy nightlites or anything else I can get my hands on.

2. When I tear a piece of paper I have to tear it into quarters each time.

3. I have preview conversations with myself before I have to confront someone.

4. I lose it each and every time I see snow fall. We're talking mega-freak-out.

5. The older I get, the harder it is for me to shut the fuck up on political opinions. I was called a Closet Republican at Drinking Liberally tonite. HA!

6. More corny than weird, but here goes..each time I mail a letter to a friend, I kiss the back of the envelope before I put it in the mailbox. Hmmm...maybe that IS weird now that I type it. Oh well...at least I'm honest!

7. I can remember most conversations with my clients verbatim. One of my guys accused me of typing copious notes, since I always ask about his dog and keep track of his last 4 girlfriends.

8. I never close the door from the laundry room to the garage all the way when I go into the garage cause I am afraid a gust of wind will close it and lock me out of my house.

9. I study each daily sunset in case it is the last one I ever see.

10. I tell my house good night right before I fall asleep each night.

OK..first 5 Blogger Buddies that read this on Thursday, tag, you are so it!

Awwwwww

I. WANT. ONE..

But not now. Not yet.

Election Questions?

Several years ago I got the 411 on The League of Women Voters who run a non-partisan site explaining issues involved with upcoming elections.

The issues are explained clearly and to-the-point. Had several questions myself and the website just cleared them up for me.

Don't forget, early voting starts tomorrow!